Chicken is sleepy. Chicken got so many things to do in the coop. Chicken got too many eggs to lay. Chicken tired. Chicken planning mutiny. Oh, Chicken is too tired even for something as sneaky as mutiny.
Another chicken will soon fly away from the coop. That chicken can't take it anymore. That chicken can take some more money though. So soon, one more chicken will be gone. (By that time another Chicken-themed entry will be posted by This Chicken, titled Chicken down or Chicken downsized or Less Chicken. Maybe Chicken A.W.O.L.L (absent without love loss) sounds good too.
In any case, this sleepy, tired, overworked Chicken is going to Langkawi again and Bali soon after. Yep, This Chicken is willing to take up all the nasty egg-laying business as long as she gets away from the coop and get to missout on all the horrendous pep-up-lay-us-more-eggs meetings.
At this point of time, laying eggs away from the coop is the best way out. God help This Chicken so she will hear no more of "There's not much of a workload now that we're shipping egg carts once a week ye Cik Chicken ye.." and "Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?" comments from the Farmer.
Oh sure This Chicken have seven eggs not laid with deadlines passed last Monday. Who cares? Certainly not This Chicken who only wants to leave herself a bigger room for improvement!
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