One motorcyclist was doing the macarena with his hand while riding a kapcai (small motorbike) like he's as immortal as Edward Cullen, terrorising the middle and fast lanes, making car drivers jam their foot on the brakes.
Nearly causing cars and other bikes bump into each other, I saw the maniac swerving left and right - I truly suspect he's either drunk or high on something - and I waited. I waited for something to happen.
Then it happened.
Nope, he did not crash.
Nope, he did not stop.
In fact, the other motorists simply drove away from him, and the road parted in front of him like it did in Bruce Almighty (you know, the movie with Jim Carrie and Jennifer Aniston).
So did he make full use of the opportunity?
You guessed right. He didn't.
He simply switched lane, zipping about as he goes, and began to terrorise the other motorists on the slower lanes pulak.
Like I said, maniac.