If you guys have you guys seen Babe, (in Malaysia the film's aka Seekor Khinzir Gagah Yang Bernama Babe) betcha all remember that scene in which the Farmer's wife decides between Lemon Duck or Roast Pig for Christmas. Some other thing ended up as Xmas dinner, Funny Duck came out from hiding and Babe sang Jingle Bells.
(Jingle Bells, as sang by Babe goes something like this; "Llal llal laa, Llal llal laa, Llalh llal llalh lal-lhaa!" And the farmer's wife tickles his his round stomach, kucheekucheekoo.)
There's also that scene in that stop-motion flick, Chicken Farm or something, in which the chickens who no longer produces eggs gets to visit a dark, menacing looking house and never to be seen again.
Us chickens are on the chopping board today. Anyone might get to be deployed to another farm, which may not suit us, nor suit our skills. Not all chicken farms need chickens that lay eggs. Some just want your meat and bulu (um yes King of the Court Lee Chong Wei will find some use for it), and eventually they'll send your dead body into cold storage.
Yippidee yay.
(Currently whistling Whistle While You Work)
2 comments:
waaa...so many chicken stories here..eh, come lah..i belanja u KFC nak? we can bergosip about the real stories behind the chickens..amacam? hehehe..
waaheey! kfc sounds goooood!
sure call me if u're in town, i'll call u if i go up north. deal!
chicken story is more of a hostile takeover thing.. will yak to who ever wants to listen hehehe
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