Yep. Tis happenning, ladies and gentlemen. Names given in secret. Heads rolled. Tears, what tears? Chickens don't cry!
Three chickies got to say goodbye to the old coop. The Farmer had nominated them out but the chickies only found out when they met up with Big Big Farmer and checked:
"Sir, is my head on the chopping board?" and Big Big Farmer took a peek at the list earlier given to him and said, "Yes my dear chickychacha, you're going to the slaughter house."
"Which slaughter house will I end up in?" asked the Chickies again, undaunted by the weird term of endearment nor the vague future; as darkness is after all already engulfing the current coop they're in.
"Oh, don't think as if you're being victimised here. Take this as a new challenge. Erm.. (covers mouth as his nervousness strikes) you're going to slaughter house X."
The Big Big Farmer will soon realise that as he tells the booted out Chickychachas where their new frontier lies, he is actually being reduced to doing the Farmer's dirty work.
Yes, the Farmer is a scaredy cat who can't do the dirty work he's been assigned to do. Funny eh, we're the Chickens here with our yellow bulus but Farmer's the one chickening out and being yellow at heart.. Wakakaka!
The rest of the Chickies in the coop is not too happy about having induced to stay just cause they know how to lay eggs and write blogs at the same time. This Chicken, at least, want out cause the slaughter house means death in this coop and rebirth in a new coop.
Oh no, nirvana for This Chicken yet. (And no receptionist job in hand either, so have to stay put till then.)
Yet This Chicken wonders if pushing it for a go at the slaughter house would be a better idea than keeping quiet and staying?
As staying means having to work in a room that is always left for bigger improvements to happen.
Staying means having to lay eggs on a path that is left for the Farmer and Big Big Farmer to destroy at whim (apparently the next whim will happen after the next election).
And staying means eating fart on the ground even when you fart 'em out a dozen of Grade A, kolesterol rendah eggs every week.
Sigh.
This Chicken - you may call me Duck, names doesn't matter anymore - is going shopping at 3.30PM.
5 comments:
you're really an expert when it comes to chickens and their habits. hehehe..sorry. selogho je. nak cover line kot ni since byk sgt berkias-kias di sebalik ayam? ramai kaki pots ka kat reban itu? hehehe..
anyway, kat my office dulu, ada seko ayam betina. dia ni punye la kecoh berketak satu opis cite psl kewujudan blog teman. tp cara dia berketak tu, in a negative way. kununnye bahaya la blogging, nanti cite umah tangga, cite private life semua kluo. tp yg herannya, tak pulak dia berketak kat teman! hmm...macam-macam yek cite ayam?!..
ehhh..apa la teman plak bercerita psl ayam ni? hahahah...sori lagi skali sbb tersteal the limelight from u!;-P
ayam ayam ayam...
apa itu ayam...
kenapa ayam...
bagaimana ayam...
betulkah itu ayam...
setakat cerita ayam ni mmg teman expert.. udoh deme asyik nyusahkan teman je, tu yg asyik kluo cerita ayam je.. nak kata cover line idak le juge, maybe dgn bantuan ayam itik dan tukang jaga reban lagi senang nak ceritakan tentang suasana di dalam keriongan ni
bukan ape ayam ni makanan ruji, tapi selalu ditake for granted kan. Imagine sehari tak makan ayam or telo ayam, kan sengsara. Namun masih rame yg kejam dgn ayam.. oh
tapi cerita ayam betina mmg lain la plak. in my hencoop mmg ade sekor ayam betina suka berketak ala2 di opis kak nadia tu.. isk mmg ngade2 la ayam kat opis mike tu ye, ade ke blogging tu bahaya - silap tuh! yang bahaya manusia macam dia, bukan blogger yang tak hengat dunia, dan bukan jua ayam-ayam di reban kampung teman..
nanti kita jumpa yok! gossip! alahai.. CNY kena kerje lak.. tensi..
p/s: kak nad your photos on your blog really lovely la... ade org smp tanya if u & encik ara nak amik job jadi photographer event tuh... amecam?
smp tu apa cik? yg tukang tangkap gambo tu encik ahmad biasanye. teman ni art director je. wacehhhh...heheheh...
smp = sampai
so kira photographer and art director ni for hire ke tak ni.. ade rates tak kak nad.. mana tau nanti ada org tny lg nak hire for their events ka apa ka, mana tau if kat utara bole la u guys make a bit of money eh?
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