A native of Lexington met up with a foreigner from Ipoh recently:
Lexington babe: Whatca want in your omelette, honey?
Ipoh mali: Some mushroom and capsicum please, thank you.
Lexington babe: And what, honey?
Ipoh mali: Capsicum? Er.. that one.
Lexington babe: That's pepper, honey. So what brings you to Kentucky?
Ipoh mali: I'm supposed to find out (tooot!) and send a story back to Kuala Lumpur. But everything's embargoed. Can't shop either, cause I don't have much money and stuff are expensive here.
Lexington babe: Yes, certain things are expensive, but not horse s*** though! Hee hee! So you've got no money and no story, what are ya gonna do, honey?
Ipoh mali: Tangkap gambar la sweetie.
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