Chicken freaken'? Freaken' Chicken?

"This Chicken is under a lot of stress, ya."

So said my favourite GP, Doctor K. Ok, he didn't use the word "This Chicken" exactly. He used my name. Why am I explaining this?

In any case, he told me to take some time off. With the ongoing situation in the Coop, who wouldn't want to?

So This Chicken tried to lay off laying eggs, and it was grudgingly accepted. Later This Chicken heard that Farmer isn't too happy about it. Gosh, if you don't like it, then say so.

Small matter right? But it got This Chicken damn annoyed. In fact, many little things annoy me nowadays.

Just last week This Chicken was annoyed over an expensive cup of mocha that need not be bought. Then This Chicken got further annoyed over a comment on how nice it must be to have that cup of mocha in the morning. Immediately after This Chicken was annoyed at herself for getting riled up over that nice mocha comment. To top it all, the mocha gave me gas.

Stupid, tepid mocha.

Just this morning This Chicken got annoyed by a phonecall. Some woman with a fake accent was on the other line, barking up over having passed too many times. So still my fault la? Do I sound like a f**king receptionist? Refused to listen to my suggestion. Refused to let me give a direct line to the right person. Ikut suka kau lah Labu!

Whacked, wanker woman.

OK, maybe I do sound like a f**king receptionist. Man, This Chicken really need a break.

My foot in...

Haha that's my foot on foreign soil, all gaily and happy - but that was before I knew what I was getting into. The Outback wasn't kind to me, a reluctant traveler who never liked cool weather nor cold wind, a had-to-come visitor with no money in her pocket, a just-a-girl who hates putting too much moisturiser.

But it was a very very scenic city, buzzing with action, so many things to see, so little time and most unfortunately, so little moolah!

This Chicken enjoyed it nevertheless, even managed to send a lil egg of a story to the Farmer in between. Just wished I had to go see my mate there, Fari and Helen, my apologies..

Time for voters to claim their candidate's promises

Among others...

"No oil price hike..." (and some even said "price will be lowered..")

"Minimum pay at RM1,500.."

"RM6,000 bonus for households earning less than RM6,000 a year.."

"Lower crime rate.." (A winning rookie's manifesto)

And someone even said "PTPTN loans will be abolished.."

Hee hee hee... As Ibrahim Pendek once said, "Mari kita tengok siapa yang kena!"